Who Ate All The Pies

You know what I used to look down and think what a waist, now I look down and think where’s my f*#*£@*g waist

 

More JD less grub will help or kill you either way you lose the weight

 

Well Dilli joining you tomorrow on the diet, but more to lose than you, hoping to end up around your weight from 18 stone plus

 

Just had a Salad for my lunch ... now Salad is great as an accompaniment to a nice steak and chips, but as the main course on its own ..... I am still fecking hungry

I want a PIE soooooooo badddddddddddd!

 

porn! absolute filth!

 

Oh ya bitch!

 

nope, no sarcasm at all in that statement, fact only.... obviously

 

I refer my learned colleagues back to #20 earlier in this thread .

 

Built for comfort not speed..... and everyone likes a comfortable ride

 

Skinny fecker, you’ll be getting a contract as a super model if you keep going!

 

Thats only because you put your fish and chips down to get on the scales and youve got to take your other foot off the floor

 

Harsh!

 

no snowflakes here stevo

 

Last week I was 14 stone but this week I’m down to 13 stone, the difference, I was circumcised over the weekend

 

Bah booooom, tish. I’ll set em up etc.

 

Or re sole several pairs of shoes.

 

Well with your bollocks and the tip of my blue vein banging stick I think we’ve suitably lowered the tone for tea time.