Who Ate All The Pies

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  1. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    I think the labels on them say don't tumble dry, blow drying has the same effect. but who wants to stand in a layby waiting for their gear to dry so that that it won't shrink
     
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  2. MrOrange

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    Yeah, but muscle weights more than fat ;)
     
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  3. stollydriver

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    I'm pleading the 5th.....
     
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  4. sprintdave

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    Anyone for Slimming World . Lol
    There was a free membership voucher in the weekend paper.
     
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  5. Eldon

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    And theres me weight depressed.... I think this threads great and feel so much better now knowing a 5lb gain is nothing to worry about :yum
     
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  6. Wessa

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    Good luck mate..........
     
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  7. TEZ 217

    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    #27 TEZ 217, Jan 7, 2019
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    3 xl lightweight !!!! I bought a waxed jacket today from the Hill (westgate Rd, Newcastle) 5 XL ok i'm a fat bastard 50/52" manly chest(ooh-er missus) but the belly to match :confused: but on top of that unfortunately i'm 6" short of 6 foot so unable to carry it off :D:D:D:D
    (Yep heading for the Atkins Diet again no matter how disgusting it is) but lets face it what the hell's happening with our clothes size's there shrinking chinese style where there all produced. Now I know its no excuse but how many xl sizes can they be :confused::confused::confused:
    ( DON'T SAY FIVE :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: BASTIDS, COS I DID SEE AND TRY A 6XL) But to be honest I did like the way my neck swelled when I zipped the 5 up.
    :eek::eek: :D
     
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  8. Eldon

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    TEZ if it helps I have seen five xl
    XXXXXL : unamused:
     
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  9. dilligaf

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    Yeah that might fit him :p
     
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  10. Eldon

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    Don't worry Tez it'll wear off when we have lighter nights.... honest!

    6 inch short of 6 foot lol like it, never looked at it like that.
     
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  11. crispey

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  12. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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  13. TEZ 217

    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    DOORS HIGH ENOUGH CRISPEY, NOT SURE ITS WIDE ENOUGH THOUGH.
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D thanks anyway ya skinny bastid :confused::confused:;)
     
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  14. Tucker 1963

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  15. Tucker 1963

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    I'm so pleased with myself I eat what I wanted all over Christmas and the new year
    And can still fit into the same sock's and last year.
    Tucker :joy::joy::joy:
     
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  16. Bad Billy

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  17. Eldon

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    Scary, imagine waking up next to that after a few beers :scream:
     
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  18. Bad Billy

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    You've not met the missus then?
     
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  19. Eldon

    Eldon Elite Member

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    I thought it was a selfie Billy?
     
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  20. Bad Billy

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    Nah, I wear more make up than that!
     
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