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And then there was the Dec. 30th Time I had at a bar....friend of mine was bar keep.....2 $ rum & cokes....I spent 20 dollars......for every drink I bought ,I was set up with another......So long story short it's 5 of midnite and I 'm saying ''this is the lamest new year eve celebration I ever seen''....keeping all this to myself and not saying ''HAPPY NEW YEARS"" was a good thing, because at 10 after midnite the bar keep says ''you going to make it too New Years?? '', I said '' Yup, soon as I get home''......Followed the yellow line home that night ....not proud of it , just grateful.

 

How many group members does it take to change a spark plug?
1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs.
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "spark plug" is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes.
2 to post that this group is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug group.
27 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different spark plugs.
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy.
4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ.
16 to post "F".
44 to ask what is a "F"?
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
3 to say "do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs".
14 to post photos of spark plugs they own.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...

I forgot oil & tyres, no start again, only triple the above numbers