This made me laugh

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Twin launchers

 

I'm going to retire and live off my savings.


What I'll do the second day, I have no clue.

 

SOME VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

4 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care

5 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

6 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let it in.

7 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...
It's called a Wedding cake

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and, to the select few women who don't own a gun
INCOMING......

 

Definition of brave.
Man comes home from the pub drunk, smelling of perfume with lipstick all over his face and says “you’re next fatty”.

 

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That is brilliant, made me laugh out loud after a pretty lousy day at work.

 

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Actually Ron it's the " this made me laugh" thread but shhhh, we won't tell anyone

 

Was only kidding Ron, no offence intended

 

"DOMESTIC" - someone mention cake or boobs quick....

 

Cake and boobs

 

Phew, that's a relief, didn't want you to feel insulted.

 

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