This made me laugh

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in dirt and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

 

Goodwill to all men...

 

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So sad.

 

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I've just bought a bottle of head lice treatment but there's no instructions on how to use it.
It's left me scratching my head if I'm honest.

 

Well done David, some of this is needed over on the “portable power” thread.

 

Appropriate time of year for this one, not that we got the snow that was forecast for the weekend

 

Received a letter from the Origami society yesterday, I just don’t know what to make of it

 

Is it bad of me that I recognise the pair on the left belong to Christina Hendricks!

 

I would say you’re dedicated to research and in no way a titspert

 

The advantages of easy origami are two-fold

 

I’m against hunting. In fact, I’m a hunt saboteur.

I go out the night before and shoot the fox

 

Thanks just googled her, she never felt a thing.

 

I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’

I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down.'