This made me laugh

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Multiple buffers

 

Unless your a PE Teacher !!!

 

Whoever added the sound effect is a very naughty boy!!!

 

Harsh times in the USA.

I just spoke to a mate who lives there, and he said it's been snowing for two days with temperatures of 16 degrees centigrade below zero.

They are completely isolated, and all his mother in law does is look through the kitchen window.

He thinks that if this weather holds, he will have no choice but to let her in.

 

Another option lol

 

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...

 

Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend.

 

In a West End town, a dead end world.

 

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