Do I Need To Lie Down In A Darkened Room?

I have been having guilty thoughts and letting my mind stray to improper places.

In short, I have been contemplating selling my lightly breathed on Bonnie T100 for a Tiger Sport. Ironically the performance improvement I am looking for is protection and a more supple ride rather than outright speed or handling.

Talk me out of it. Tell me all I need is a new seat.

Please?

 

I don’t want them to tell each other how pretty they are.

Oh! You mean complement

 

Anyone know how that crowdfunding thing works?

 

And you think I am not trying to help you? Your suggestion* without wonga is agonising!


*Excellent though it may be.

 

The trouble is.......if Mrs C doesn’t approve I could be dead before I get to enjoy it.......
She was always keen on that line “with all my worldly goods I thee endow....”

 

Well I am very grateful to you all for your marital counselling, advice in spending money I don’t have and giving entirely new meaning to a 4 ball. However, I have ordered the seat.

And if that doesn’t cure the discomfort in my ischeal protuberances then I will look to earn my stripes of yellow and black.

 

Can’t cheat on my Bonnie

 

Ass u me ........