Rant of the day

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 10, 2016.

  1. GaleForceEight

    GaleForceEight Noble Member

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    Try saying "would've, should've, and could've".... which are all still correct grammar, even without the ha ha ha!
     
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  2. HughJarse

    HughJarse Well-Known Member

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    Saying 've correctly is a lot smoother than saying of ... if said correctly, of course :)

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  3. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    FYI Lack of cake has been terminal in the past.
     
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  4. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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    You won't get it in Italy.
    https://www.thelocal.it/20160914/the-truth-about-spaghetti-bolognese-ragu-pasta
     
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  5. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    And
    when they walk past you with their tails up, they are spraying their anal secretions on you. Lovely.
     
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  6. HughJarse

    HughJarse Well-Known Member

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    :p:joy::laughing:
     
  7. HughJarse

    HughJarse Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of cats, does anyone want a free dog?
    It's medium sized, black and brown and barks fuckin constantly. If you're interested please let me know and I'll climb into my neighbour's garden and get it for you.
     
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  8. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Agree with you there Ade, I also hate cats but it could also be foxes that are the culprits. My hatred of cats stems from when I was about six. We had a right nasty b'stard tom cat that used to use my legs as a scratching post, I used to wear short pants then and the scratches hurt like hell. I got my revenge though, I put the cat in the oven.
     
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  9. Oldyam

    Oldyam Grumpy Old Git

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    Next doors cat used to lie on top of the flowers in our window boxes :( until I planted them with skewers amongst the flowers :). Now to train it not to cross our Yard with the water pistol ( Hose Pipe ) :cool:
     
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  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    :mad: I Feckin hate people who hate cats :mad:
     
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  11. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    I dont like cats, and dont wish them harm.
    They seem to be the only animal ,humans own ,that can lead a fairly normal life.
    Except for "indoor cats" poor sods.
     
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  12. Sir Trev

    Sir Trev Senior Member

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    SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! Is what I think you should have started that post with!

    I've had this film sitting on my Sky Planner for a while and weirdly enough watched it on Friday evening. Glad I watched it before you told me the ending...:p Dull film compared more modern fare. Is dull the right word? Nope, I meant boring - they could have shortened it by at least 30 minutes and the message would have been the same.
     
  13. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    You are a complete twat and I don’t usually swear
     
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  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

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    Really can’t emphasise enough how FUCKING ANGRY this makes me :mad:
    Ours and a neighbours cat were poisoned with antifreeze by some fuckin ignorant dickwad like YOU :mad:
    My wife cried buckets for weeks and if I could find out who did it :mad: I would gladly serve time in prison :mad:
    Don’t care what you think about cats the vast majority of them are somebody’s much loved pet
    You fuckin arsehole:mad:
    Never done this before on this forum but I’m logging out and won’t be back until I’ve calmed down or come back to say my goodbyes
    Fuckin prick :mad:
     
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  15. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    Another knobhead I need to avoid :mad:
     
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  16. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    In the interest of forum harmony - maybe all this hatred of cats or anything else that may cause offence to other members - should cease. We are all like minded motorcycle enthusiasts and as such should respect others opinions. Just saying .......
     
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  17. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    Addendum to last post - no one should injure any animal whatsoever.....
     
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  18. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    Don't get me going on fish.........:mask:
     
  19. Oldyam

    Oldyam Grumpy Old Git

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    I dont know what that is either Ron, but, He's a southerner you'll have to excuse him :p.

    It's just been one of those weeks .........
     
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  20. Blacktruck

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    Bad idea and I am not a cat lover but also certainly not a cat hater to the degree this would take to do this dastardly act. Intentionally poisoning an animal in that manner is worse than cruel. Use a BB gun or something to scare them off but not that.
     
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  21. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Ask any choir boy
     
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  22. Help me Obi Wan...

    Help me Obi Wan... Well-Known Member

    It wasn't me who put out a list of cakes, that are not "manly".
     
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  23. Help me Obi Wan...

    Help me Obi Wan... Well-Known Member

    Snowflakes and the libtards are taking over the world , sad to say.

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  24. Help me Obi Wan...

    Help me Obi Wan... Well-Known Member

    That was the best part, he died.......
     
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