Rant of the day

Try saying "would've, should've, and could've".... which are all still correct grammar, even without the ha ha ha!

 

Saying 've correctly is a lot smoother than saying of ... if said correctly, of course

 

FYI Lack of cake has been terminal in the past.

 

You won't get it in Italy.
https://www.thelocal.it/20160914/the-truth-about-spaghetti-bolognese-ragu-pasta

 

And
when they walk past you with their tails up, they are spraying their anal secretions on you. Lovely.

 

Speaking of cats, does anyone want a free dog?
It's medium sized, black and brown and barks fuckin constantly. If you're interested please let me know and I'll climb into my neighbour's garden and get it for you.

 

Agree with you there Ade, I also hate cats but it could also be foxes that are the culprits. My hatred of cats stems from when I was about six. We had a right nasty b'stard tom cat that used to use my legs as a scratching post, I used to wear short pants then and the scratches hurt like hell. I got my revenge though, I put the cat in the oven.

 

Next doors cat used to lie on top of the flowers in our window boxes until I planted them with skewers amongst the flowers . Now to train it not to cross our Yard with the water pistol ( Hose Pipe )

 

I Feckin hate people who hate cats

 

I dont like cats, and dont wish them harm.
They seem to be the only animal ,humans own ,that can lead a fairly normal life.
Except for "indoor cats" poor sods.

 

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! Is what I think you should have started that post with!

I've had this film sitting on my Sky Planner for a while and weirdly enough watched it on Friday evening. Glad I watched it before you told me the ending... Dull film compared more modern fare. Is dull the right word? Nope, I meant boring - they could have shortened it by at least 30 minutes and the message would have been the same.

 

You are a complete twat and I don’t usually swear

 

Really can’t emphasise enough how FUCKING ANGRY this makes me
Ours and a neighbours cat were poisoned with antifreeze by some fuckin ignorant dickwad like YOU
My wife cried buckets for weeks and if I could find out who did it I would gladly serve time in prison
Don’t care what you think about cats the vast majority of them are somebody’s much loved pet
You fuckin arsehole
Never done this before on this forum but I’m logging out and won’t be back until I’ve calmed down or come back to say my goodbyes
Fuckin prick

 

Another knobhead I need to avoid

 

In the interest of forum harmony - maybe all this hatred of cats or anything else that may cause offence to other members - should cease. We are all like minded motorcycle enthusiasts and as such should respect others opinions. Just saying .......

 

Addendum to last post - no one should injure any animal whatsoever.....

 

Don't get me going on fish.........

 

I dont know what that is either Ron, but, He's a southerner you'll have to excuse him .

It's just been one of those weeks .........

 

Bad idea and I am not a cat lover but also certainly not a cat hater to the degree this would take to do this dastardly act. Intentionally poisoning an animal in that manner is worse than cruel. Use a BB gun or something to scare them off but not that.

 

Ask any choir boy

 

It wasn't me who put out a list of cakes, that are not "manly".

 

Snowflakes and the libtards are taking over the world , sad to say.

 

That was the best part, he died.......