The Longest Nerve In The Body Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal-Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes! My public service is done for the day! Keep laughing... life is too short to take it too seriously...
What did the country music loving lorry driver say as he headed for the hard shoulder watching his tyre roll down the carriageway? You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
