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A jew goes up to a prostitute and asks “how much to jerk me off?” The prossie says looking him up and down. “£50 to you darling, shall we go round the back ?” He replies "No thanks, I just wanted know how much I'm saving, every time I do it myself !

 

I can drive a woman wild with my tongue. It’s simple. I say "Have you put weight on ?"

 

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Rush hour crush

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=296940331081850

 

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Ah yes this is the Saltaire to Leeds train on a Friday. I remember it well

 

My mate actually did that to his Gold Wing and the passer by said the same " I didn't know Honda made a diesel" cost him a lot for a pump out and clean up.

 

That's just like the train you get from the Ricardo Tormo circuit back into Valencia..feckin nightmare it is

 

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