This made me laugh

And now you know why I've never married or had children.

 

I drive like that anyway, its only work FGS, what's the rush ????,

 

Tucker

 

Yeah but those of us who ARE retired get up at half past nine and later in the day we go out and drive REAL s l o w and make people late getting home from work.

 

Yeah I see you lot every bloody night bastids

 

Ha ha bloody ha !

 

Hey it's not all beer and skittles being retired you know, there are some days when I've got sod all to do and all day to do it in.

 

The inventor of the anagram has died.... May he "erect a penis"....

 

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and popped into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I am retired. It's important at my age.

 

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Might take up gaming now
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