This made me laugh

Agree, one would be enough

 

That’s ridiculous, taking up a normal parking space when there’s a wobbly one free just one car along

 

Genuine paintings on garage doors. Wot would you have.
My choice is number four.

 

Proof that that a little more chlorine in the gene pool is required, the kiddies splash end.

 

Ahh, the village bike, anyone could ride her for a bottle of cider....

 

Miserably.

 

But then again, without nipples, tits, would be pointless.

 

Not even with a cattle prod wired to the National Grid.

 

The best sort of party.

 

My wife says I have to stop behaving like a flamingo, I’m just going to have to put my foot down.