Have had my tea Have had three cans of lurvely John Smiths Plate of strong cheddar cheese with raw red onion and crackers Another can of lurvely John Smiths Now on cheese and onion CRISPS Just cracked another can of lurvely John Smiths Probably drink about TEN CANS before I finish off with some Jack Daniels and cheese and peanuts and maybe a pastie and a snickers cos I spotted em in the fridge Then one for the road (stairs to bed ) it’s a life innit Oh yeah.....nearly forgot FOOTBALL C’mon ENGLAND Ingerrlaaand Ingerrlaaand Ingerrlaaand Ingerrlaaand Ingerrlaaand Ingerrlaaand
What a bunch of weak tossers the England player are. Their fitness levels must be so low by comparison to the Columbians. And what about this ref, how crap is he ??? ALL the players are just doing whatever they want. Red card a few that'll calm them down a bit. Now where's my Leffe ?
Excitement is building in the world cup tonight where a country riddled with gun crime and coccaine prepares to take on columbia in the knockout stages in russia