This made me laugh

A question for you, Jez (@Dozers Dad ): The British are famed worldwide for their ‚black humour‘.
Tell me, is this racist too? And if so, then how should we call it?

 

Reminds me: when I first heard the word ‚sheep-shagger‘, I misunderstood and thought it was ‚sheep-shaker‘...
Makes Teutonic sense, doesn‘t it?

 

Do you have to be black in order to protect Elephants and Rhinos from poachers? I don't think he discriminated as to whether the poachers he culled were black, white, yellow, or even green for that matter.... the poachers are highly organised operators these days and will definitely shoot to kill. Taking one bull elephant, a poacher can earn the equivalent of a years wages for most of the guys on the AP units. The poachers will kill animals or the people that try to stop them without a second thought, and removing them is not a question of skin colour.

Edit: These days I tend to shoot bits of paper, with occasional vermin control (Rabbits go into the pot, as do wood pigeons. Feral pigeons aren't really fit to eat, though if I was starving they'd be fair game too).

 

Well the sheep do shake ( or is that quake ) with fear.
Ask DD he has a lot of experiance with sheep

Edit DD is Dozers Dad

 

A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget! Furious, she screams, you promised you wouldn't cheat again! Her husband replies, for god sake, cant you see I'm trying to cut down!!!

 

Well it amused me

 

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Thanks for the elaborate answer Jez, but I was actually messin‘ around. We have the same term in Germany: Schwarzer Humor (even though nobody knows what to think of it based on the fact that we have no humour to start with).
I saw the humour in your little gas bill joke as well but tried to live up to my role as the commendable German and therefore gave it a face palm.
Anyway, you know me and so you well know how sick I am
Keep the jokes coming. Drunkey loves them dearly too!
(Sorry if I made you google...)

 

Not wiggling at all mate. Dougie is a fellow Scot , we dinnae love our animals in that way, just you English and Welsh

 

So true but still funny

 

There once was a man who had a severe drinking problem. And a friend of
his was trying to help and even helped him try to switch to
non-alcoholic beer.

“Dude, you should really try it. It tastes exactly the same and it’ll
help your problems” Said the friend.

” I don’t know,” said the drunk.




“Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister. Sure,
it tastes the same but it’s just not right.”