Featured What you been doing with your TRIUMPH today??

It’s a natural occurrence, live with it!!

 

About 11.30am
Ready to rock n roll

 

J H Christ what’s that that’s parked next to you??

 

J H Christ what’s that that’s parked next to you??

 

Hay Frank ,how you doing, good to see you,calm down, mate

 

Been down to Hemsley? Frank is having a granny nap (feckin lightweight)
Just gonna open my bottle of Jack Daniels and get myself to the Blues bar
See ya later

 

Off in our camper with my better half in a while for the weekend so up at 6.30 and took the bike out for a blat for an hour, would you believe I ran into two large herds of mamil's at that time of the morning,

 

Prepping the Street RS for the trip to Spain next Friday, made some straps to bolt under pillion seat for the borrowed kriega tailpack to fix to and going right through the bike to check all ready for the holiday.
Can't wait for Friday to come and get on that ferry to Santander, will try to remember to post some photos of the trip while I am out there.

 

Nice ride around the IJsselmeer.

 

Quick morning ride out to Findhorn on the Moray Firth.

 

Cobblers!

 

Got pissed and let everyone at the Farmyard Rally know how LOUD
My BPOS is
I’m now more popular than I’ve ever been

 

Speed Triple 2010 SE 9,000 miles perfect condition and only £5k on Auto trader
I wanted it, so phoned up the dealer in Abingdon 27 miles from me, still in stock so said I will be over to take a look..as I'm leaving, wife suggests I clear a space in the garage first saying don't worry it will still be there for you...an hour later off I go.
As I arrive so does the bike back from a test ride, I was about 30 mins late...I spoke to the chap and he bought it. I congratulate him and gave him some pointers about the bike (I have previously owned one) and he was grateful for the info.
Hopefully see him on here soon.

Bike was absolutely mint and easily worth £1,500 more

Not happy with the wife, I could have had a very nice bike if I had not obayed

 

How long you been married?

 

You might want to see if that space in the garage has now been taken up by whatever your wife had already decided to put in there...

 

Stupid selfish twats
Two up and towing a trailer down Sutton bank on my way home from the Farmyard Rally
Road straightens out after the bank but nobody is going at any sort of pace
Lycra twats all over the feckin place
I really hate these people
Get onto theA19 and settle at a nice cruising speed (85mph)
About halfway home and cars in both lanes in front of me when all of a sudden brake lights everywhere
Frank must of been relaxed because when I had to brake hard he slammed into me and nearly had us off
Two Lycra twats (feckin idiots) crossed across both lanes and nearly caused the mother of all pile ups
Cars all over the place
Dunno how I got through but we did
Did I tell you that I really really hate these selfish twats
Bloody good weekend though (hic)