Featured The Wife Is Not A Happy Bunny!

Ooh ooh ooh.....is it a sexy new trailer

 

you could tell her you saved hundreds coz there was a sale on, well there will have been somewhere!

 

Err! Bit of a contradiction in that sentence .... Sexy and trailer ... Noooooooo!

 

You’ve not seen the finished article yet

 

It's a POSTB on wheels fer fecksakes!

 

WAS

 

So what have Sooty and Sweep been round waving the magic wand about?
Izzy Wizzy lets get busy turning this POSTB on wheels into ..... A Triumph Speedmaster!!!!!!!

 

If she notices tell her you was going to buy a NEW bike but because you "l#ve her so much" you went for this cheaper option of a few minor upgrades.

(Don't forget to duck)

 

Good job
My wife would go mental if she new the real cost of my bikes assorries,I've spent a small fortune on mine so far and plan on spending more I'm thinking of getting some nice carbon wheels
I've also spent loads and loads of cash on my 1991 cbr 600 the bodywork is at dream machine paint getting a touch up
Keep up the good work

 

I doubt it!
Have a back up plan, go through her wardrobe and see how many new frocks you can find that she didn't tell you about before purchase then if she gives you any stick turn it round on her!

 

Shoes, shoes is easier as you can tell if she’s wearing them with the condition of the soles.

 

Doesn't work cos she'll say they are a necessity and only worn to make her attractive to you!

Tell her they used cheap paint and it washed off in all the rain and this (the new colour) was underneath, that was lucky!! Oh and make sure the new paint scheme matches one of her outfits

 

Yes! Once had 2 weeks of exactly the sort of treatment you mentioned coz I took her literally when she said do what the feck you want! .. apparently that didn't mean that I had approval to purchase a shiny new GSXR 1000!
On the plus side I got to ride it loads in the first couple of weeks!

Bloody women, why don't they say what they actually mean, also stop saying its fine or it doesn't matter when it clearly isn't fine and it most definitely matters!

 

Incoming!

 

Nah! too drastic, borrow/hire a fireman's uniform and get a picture taken with some puppies a bit quick, and all will be forgotten!