This made me laugh

So that’s why they are near extinct !
Sick bar steward imagine gene engineering it , just to shoot it !

 

I was sitting on the bus yesterday. Another person said to me that he always sits there. Everybody backed him up so I got up and let him drive.

 

I used to be a bus driver but I got fed up with everyone talking behind my back.

 

Be honest now; how many of you seen the dog before the cheeky white pants?
Wessa

 

What dog, lol.

 

I am sure everyone is much more pc now but during the first Gulf War ladies so attired were known as Guinness Bottles.

 

You’d think he’d topple forward......

 

Personally I just lean back a bit

 

You remind me of a dear, departed Welsh mate who apologised for the size of his backside on the basis of the hammer required to drive his nail....