What you drinking tonight?

I don’t understand dilli, its gone 5pm and you can still string a sentence along.

Someone been watering down your drinks mate

 

Oh I see why you had shorts on now!

You don't wear the trousers!
Only joking "DillDillDownInOne" enjoy your new found tipple.
You and DD can cuddle up to a bottle of Bushy in Wales

 

Wife has just come back from Belfast, bought me this!

You are not having any DD!

 

OAP! You cheeky F@cker

 

when i was a nipper, that was a long time ago, my old man had a bottle of WOOD'S NAVY RUM,you don't often see it in the supermarket's these day's, well i saw it in sainsbury's (WOODS OLD NAVY RUM 57% volume) original navy recipe.the bottle's changed, the rum hasn't,i had to have one,i look forward to sunday night as it's my night off work & i'm gonna have a few.will need to get a couple more in.on offer £20 a bottle.

 

it's not to early if your on the dreaded NIGHTSHIFT

 

Nice dark rum, another good one is this https://www.masterofmalt.com/rum/pu...mpTkZhVZExBG7M3dgbUaAt3IEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

not at £55 notes a bottle.

 

Cant put a price on quality! Cheapskates!

 

Chalk and cheese..... comes to mind!

 

Your lucky the only time the wife will drive is when I’m not in either car

See says I criticise her driving to much even without drink

Suppose I should learn to keep my gob shut

 

No comment

 

How can I say nice things about her driving if she won’t drive if I’m in the car unless it’s a necessity.
She’s had to drive me home from hospital a few times this year as I’ve got a problem with my left eye and had a biopsy few weeks ago and couldn’t drive home. But before I got in the car she warned me, keep quite or walk. No sympathy there
Suppose I’ll be warned again in May when I go back to have the growth removed.

The thing is her driving is ok.
Up to last year she would regularly drive 200 + miles to Scotland to see our daughter and grandchildren or to South Wales to see her sister.
Me and my big mouth

 

Yes you should I’d be practically teetotal otherwise