This made me laugh

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  1. Havit

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    If you have a small Penis you can have sex in Tescos, Because Every little helps
     
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  2. Tucker 1963

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  3. Tucker 1963

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  4. MrOrange

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  5. MrOrange

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    You might be, but we're more Proud and smug.
    :p:laughing::D
     
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  6. MrOrange

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    Yeah, let's change the subject, even tho this years isn't over yet???

    Not going to work. Do the numbers 2, 5, 1 & 3 mean my thing to you

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  7. Dougie D

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    I am looking at the weather. A YELLOW SNOW WARNING.........................

    now that's Pish
     
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  8. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal
    Commission for Political Correctness announced today that
    the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as
    'English Weather'

    Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the
    UK population, it will now be referred to as:

    'Muslim Weather'

    ( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )
     
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  9. TEZ 217

    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    I'm feckin Amber
    That's real pish
     
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  10. Tucker 1963

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  11. crispey

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    So those on a red warning of snow better go see the doctor!
     
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  12. Sprinter

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    Starting ??
     
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  14. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    A double whammy :)

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  15. H.O.

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    I think I'll change the Ferrari for something a bit slower!
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  16. John T

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    And we won in the cricket now thats a proper sport...
     
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  17. Callumity

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    No cricket is a pastime. Rounders is a sport.
     
  18. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    French cricket anyone ;)
    Think the idea is to declare First to win :)
     
  19. MrOrange

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    Just be careful not to mix your hair gel container up with the builders expanding foam !!!
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  20. Sprinter

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    good to know
     
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