Do You Need A "king Dick"

Yeah but when he says he keeps it in a foam padded box they might look at him a bit differently! Backs to the wall boys!!

 

Could be handy on a weekend lovely screwing action

 

So have I

 

KING dick!!!

 

Have had a socket set for years. The sticky label was coming off the box, so I peeled it of and stuck it on me chest, just to give my pal a laugh (We were working on my 59 Hillman Minx). Came lunchtime and I offered to buy chips as he was helping me out. Off to the chippy we went and got chips, the lass behind the counter was acting a bit weird and looking at me funny, but we got chips and went outside to eat them.

Then we both spot the badge still stuck to my T-Shirt !!!!!

 

That’ll be you then

C’mon..... you asked for that one

 

Meanwhile I remain supremely confident that my King Dick is bigger than yours.......

 

Those that boast about it. You know what they say .......









All mouth and no trousers

 

Can’t get trousers big enough

 

Close but not close enough

 

Two inches extending to two and three quarters. Reminds me of the young lady visitor to Scotland who enquired about the kilt dress code and was invited to check for herself. She withdrew her hand shrieking, “It’s gruesome!”
“Aye,” said her host, “and it’ll grew some mair yet!”

 

http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/ too late I did

 

I just typed king dick

 

I HAVE THAT KING DICK!!
It’s unique as it does both Phillips and pozidrive screws. Now how about that then? There’s so much more stability with a longer shaft!!