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There there Princess, don't let the naughty man bother you.................................

 

I have, in the dim and somewhat distant past, owned a Triumph 2000 manual with overdrive, a Triumph 2000 automatic and a Triumph Acclaim (which was cheating a bit 'cos it was mostly a Honda!).
I have also owned four Triumph motorcycles - one of which I still have - but that is not important right now!

 

The Triumph Acclaim was not a big seller in Germany. It translates as Sieg Heil........

 

It’s like the Etihad but not as well kept.....

 

It's my back field, l keep grass in it!!!......

 

Okay, bear with me for a serious moment. Increasingly over the years the Romans relied on conquered (or ally) tribes to supplement the citizen army, especially with specialists like archers, cavalry and slingers, so that by the time they occupied our Fair Isles, some 50-60% were typically non-Italian, more so in the legions raised outside Italy. Of the four legions Claudius brought over, Hispana was raised in Hispania and Gemina was originally raised in Gaul. The other two may originally have been raised in Italy, but they fought all over the place so probably had been supplemented with quite a few conquered and ally locals. It might very well be that 'Romans' interbred with Brits, but not necessarily would it be Italian-Romans.

Okay, back to the piss taking.

 

Blimey, sang that song to death in school assemblies.

 

Jesus was born in Bolton!

 

But isn’t Ron actually a Viking name ..?

 

Which explains why the first 32 years of his life recorded in the Gospels are pretty much a blur.

 

My first was a Herald, mimosa yellow and black.

 

beat me to it

 

His life was pretty much a normal guys initial 32yrs in Bolton, I blame the Yates's Wine Lodge for my blurryness!!!

 

Runaway by Del Shannon, if memory serves!

 

Or was it Run-DMC by, well, same as.

 

Listen. You lot I can write an spell just as well as your if not weller!