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Discussion in 'Suggestions & Feedback' started by MrOrange, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    Is it just me, or is anybody else's predictive text gone haywire when using the forum on their phones?

    I get questions come up as - questques

    and other strange stuff happhappe! (happening), took three atteatte totspell happening

    ????????????
     
  2. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    WHAM! ow!
     
  3. Pete Farrell

    Pete Farrell Active Member

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    Yo Mr O, I get that problem when I'm using my tablet but not with the laptop, I don't do the phone stuff far to complex for an old fart.
     
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  4. Davie_M

    Davie_M Active Member

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    Me i just cant spell
     
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  5. MrOrange

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    Fine using PC, but on my phone it's a feckin nightmare to type anytanyt.

    As evidenced above.
     
  6. MrOrange

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    Was OK, untilu I put a new shortcut on the other day, now being a bit wewei

    Just restare my phone but still playing up occoccasiona

    Just the 5 timet on thistpopos
     
  7. MrOrange

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    Predicted text works onoall my apps just notnon the fofor now?????
     
  8. figwold

    figwold First Class Member

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    To be honest Ron it looks to me like it’s just spelling how you Scots talk anyway ...
     
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  9. Callumity

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    Haway! Diven’t howk yer snek!
     
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  10. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    Look, we can crack the phonetic approximations but there are Americans on here who seriously think ‘momentarily’ means ‘soon’ when we all know it means ‘fleetingly’ or ‘for a moment’ NOT ‘in a moment’.
     
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  11. figwold

    figwold First Class Member

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    I think I get it. Presumably Callumity means temporarily calamitous then ...?
     
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  12. MrOrange

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    #12 MrOrange, Feb 4, 2018
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    And another thread comes around to me being Scottish !!!!

    I know I make you all feel inferior, and remind you we wern't all descended from the CESM'Bitches. I am sorry, that you wern't lucky enough to be born in this beautiful (Another french spelling in the 'english' language) country, but tough luck, get over it. Only the lucky one's are born Scottish.

    You invented rugby and football and only won the world cup once at each, the football was a lllllOOOOOOOOOng time ago!

    We are a nation of 5 million, you are 53 million !!! Do the maths !!!! The Welsh have nothing better to do than play rugby, it's there national sport, they are tiny (3m), yet their record is close to England, so you ain't that good, just better than us at a sport that is mainly played in the borders (pop. 100,000), and not even the whole of Scotland. (Most people in Scotland live in the central belt, and they play football). Your most successful 'english' clubs are filled with foreigners, go look at the teamsheet of Man City, sad reading.

    By the way the CESMB referral doesn't include any of the Geordies, Makem's or Takems, or any of the other real northern people, they too had the sense to leg it north and not let their women folk get pumped by those CESM's !!!

    So, feel good that you actually beat a small nation that don't really play it that much, you haven't got much else to cheer about.:sob:

    p.s. - typed on my PC, phone is a JPOS.:p



    ;):cool:
     
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  13. MrOrange

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    53,000,000 V's 100,000, should be around 530 to 1 scoreline, any less and you've seriously underperformed !!!!:p
     
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  14. MrOrange

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    Are yer granny is from Arbroath and you've done it with a lassie from Corby , yeah, yeah, yeah,,,,,,

    Don't try and distance yourself from the CESMB !

    Be proud of what you are, even if it isn't Scottish :tired_face:
     
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  15. MrOrange

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    It is what happens, I post ANYTHING, and it comes round to me being Scottish !!!! Your Irish, they don't feel inferior to you. They should, anywhere is better, why do you think we have so many ex-pats on here ????

    Watch and learn young man, watch and learn:cool:
     
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  16. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    At least you are admitting you are thick :)
     
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  17. Rich Bryce

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    #16 Rich Bryce, Feb 4, 2018
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    Fat fingers and small phone keyboard's my ekscoosh - spulling and grandma errors.
     
  18. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    Careful, I probably 'know' her too.
     
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  19. figwold

    figwold First Class Member

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    It is interesting that Ron’s ability to speak English seems to improve when he’s angry.

    Shame the same can’t be said about his rugby-playing colleagues.
     
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  20. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    I have bad news for the Nationalists of all persuasions......
    Whichever home nation you cling to the DNA record shows the 'natives' are 60-90% descended from the people who splashed through the ancient bogs now sunken under the North Sea. The Romans left minimal genetic evidence of their occupation and in various pockets around these islands you get more or less Angle, Saxon and Viking blood with the merest smidgen of Jute.....precious little Norman version of Viking either. It looks like new masters brought new customs and languages but from Kilkenny to John O'Groats our assertion of difference is barely skin deep.
    Hello cousins!
     
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  21. Sir Trev

    Sir Trev Senior Member

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    Are you sure it's not Korean? Unless you are a strange person that worships fruit (and you strike me generally as a kind of sensible (for this place) person) I just thought you might like to check.
     
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