This made me laugh

Cake?

 

Yes please , never say no to cake
A nice pineapple fancy would be nice

 

Now its not like me to tell tales or repeat to others of events that have taken place cos as we all know WHAT HAPPENS AT MEETS - STAYS AT MEETS

BUT GO ON THEN ITS ONLY DILLIGAF

I will however try to help Dilligaf out a little so as not to cause him any further embarrassment though I'm pretty sure he's bomb proof,
During the last GMU at Bellingham Dilli had been rather fond of his bottle of JD and the other two bottles so much so he got a little loud (but lovely all the same) he did rather well in the raffle even scooping up the booby prize of a packet of Tena ladies which he promptly celebrated by putting it on his head and pouring over it a bottle of beer - proclaiming "These dont work" then we went outside where he set about showing us how he loved the sound of his cocktail shaker exhausts on his BPOS(british piece of shit as it was later to be known as) During Dilli's performance and after many minutes of ear crushing revving mania it was collectively decided to stop him, so I took his keys from his bike, while he chased me around and begged me to have them back, someone removed his main FUSE without him seeing, I decided when he started to cry just to give him his keys back, knowing I could trust him as he gave me his word he wouldnt start the bike again because of the nearby neighbours in the village and the owners just about next door,
He promptly ran to the bike and it wouldnt start in fact it wouldnt do nowt, he couldnt understand why JD had clouded his otherwise fabulous knowledge of the Triumph,
(Part two to follow directly)

 

Classic....... more

 

PART TWO (wet me throat and rested me fingers)
OK
We convinced him he had done this to his BPOS himself by revving the tits out of it, he did not take this well, and continued to try and start it while getting more and more frustrated, he began to get quite angry with his BPOS proclaiming over and over it was a useless piece of british shit and he should have bought a Honda !!!!!
Because he was so angry a fellow member took him to one side the guy in question was Sam nice young handsome French guy who lives and works in Glasgow but still has his very smooth siclkly (sorry Sam) French accent, while Sam whispered into Dilli's ear with the odd bit of tongueing too, the fuse was being replaced without the drunken Dilligaf knowing, Sam convinced him you had to treat a Triumph just as you would treat your women you had to be nice, loving and treat her like she was special, Dilligaf immediately poo - pooed this as rubbish, Sam went on to bet Dilligaf he could start his bike at the first attempt and if he did he would own this bike,
Dilli refused to believe this and bet Sam he couldnt start the bike, we all gathered around his bike were Sam - smooth Sam began to talk this machine into bed and stroke it ever so lovingly,
He turned the key and HEY- PRESTO it sprang into life the look and disbelief on Dilli's face was great his smile was that of being presented with a crate of JD.
The rest as they say is history god bless you all

PS - I HAD TO PROMPTLY (yes promptly again) NICK HIS KEY AGAIN, UNTIL THE FOLLOWING MORNING, BUT HE WAS HAPPY HIS NOW RE-NAMED BPOS WAS RUNNING AGAIN

 

I should follow this up to let the new guys know we had one hell of a weekend, many of us had never met but we had a great time,
IT WAS A GREAT GREAT WEEKEND SPENT WITH GREAT PEOPLE !!!!

 

All I will say is I was too inebriation to Knick any fuse as I had been keeping Dilly company with the drinking ( ok I wimped out on getting soaked)
Two members of our company went on the ride out in a car so they wimped out too !

 

Brilliant DD you do have a way with words my friend, I love your explanation way more enjoyable to read than my attempt.
Though we never told him Stripplemont who stole his fuse in the first place
IT WAS ----- THE FUSE FAIRY ( though we just call him FAIRY )

 

If you ask Stripplemont some one may post a picture for your amusement just ask for the picture of - a tena pad on a fanny's head with beer

I'm sure someone more capable than myself will find it

 

It’s all lies I tell ya...LIES
This is what really happened
I went to the GMU with my mate Frank who was celebrating his birthday the day in question
As their was a lot of very low clouds that day I decided to keep Frank company and we went for a quiet drink in one or maybe more of the local pubs
When we got back I couldn’t see properly because my eyes need to be lazered or something
This made me very tired so rather than spoil the party for everybody I decided to retire to bed early
When I awoke next morning I was of course unaware of any of the previous nights shenanigans and have concluded that this is a conspiracy
Because if you can’t remember...then that means it didn’t happen

 

AND THIS --

 

Was either that or the beer festival he attended earlier that day lol

 

BASTIDS the lot of you
But I love yous all

 

Don’t tell me there’s a bloody VIDEO
Why doesn’t someone post it on this forum somewhere
I’d love to see it
(at least feckin once)

 

HERE IT IS AGAIN JUST FOR YOU

 

TWAT

 

All I can say it was a bloody good weekend. Was a great laugh

 

Well someone had to support the local beer festival in the next village
Found out since the Cheviot pub in Bellingham has a monthly Old Rosie drinking competition so just limbering up

 

Looks a great deal!!!! Just send the money and he'll drop the bike off at your house.
£10k bike for less than £4k ! What's not to like?