Lazer Eye Surgery

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Well Dilligaf big decision to make and a big chunk of dosh to wave goodbye too,
I hope you see your way clear to making a decision

 

How long does it last?

 

Sounds good marra does it give you a full head of hair again and stop you pissing in the middle of the night ?
FECKIN junk of money though
At least you will be able to see yourself clearly again
But you could do that if you gave up the beer and JD
Feck grow old disgracefully

 

Mabe yas big boss at work wil pay. Hee might fink, mabe hee will get more work outa your lazeee ass. If you can see wat you is doin!

Suns cummin up..... time to open da rum bottle!

 

I’ve worn contact lenses for almost forty years now, without a problem. But when I first got them I had the same issue, namely how to get them in.

I should say my lenses are gas permeable (hard) lenses, which are great and IMHO easier to get in and out.

The challenge is how to get the lens into your eye when, psychologically, it’s hard (impossible in my case) to push your finger directly onto the pupil. After literally hours of failing to do so (if only because of the blink reflex and pure cowardice) I found that the solution was surprisingly simple:

Just pull down the lower eyelid and rest the lens on it. Release the finger holding the eyelid down and, bingo, the lens is in the eye. It won’t be over the pupil, but it’s pretty easy to gently nudge it into position by pushing your eyelids. Takes about 20 secs per eye.

And to get the lens out, just tighten the eyelids with one finger and blink. Hey presto, out she comes.

I’m sure it would be more difficult with soft lenses, because they tend to fold up inside the eye.

Despite the name, hard contact lenses are not uncomfortable. I don’t wear them so much now, but for most of the thirty five years I wore them from 6am to 11pm every day, and if I had for some reason taken one out, which obviously affected my vision, to check which one I had taken out I would have to shut one eye and check whether or not I could still see.

So it might be worth giving the lenses another try.

 

Stick with it Graham, it’s worth it.

 

Noting the above Dilligaf, I wouldn't worry to much about it marra anyone that knows you properly wont see nowt new or notice any difference
On a less funny side I'm well chuffed for you Marra, at least you persevered with the sensible cheaper and un-doable option.
Does that mean Frank's ganna be have to be giving you the correct change now after sending him to the bar

 

Stick at it Dilli, it takes some practice, but once you get the hang of it then it takes seconds. I wore them for years and remember my first week of attempting to put them in and take them out almost put me off. I liked the disposables, slightly more expensive but always comfortable as it was a new pair every day.
Good luck.

 

Spot on Dilli - but then ya gonna have to remember how ya did it
ganna take time mate and someone to remind ya

 

Good luck Dill that's the reason I went for the Laser surgery and I can touch my eyes with a fingertip no problem, I just couldn't get on with putting the lens in getting them out was easy I put two fingers to my eye and pinched out the soft lens. Hope it works out for you.
Cheers, Pete.