This made me laugh

Neither mate, left the CB world to its own shortly after trying the legal band, I.Q far too high and only do asprin any way!
That and find a Staus Quo gig and get free canabis highs on the second hand smoke!
Auntie Mary for me, and then only on the lorries.

 

Joking apart used to have a lot of fun on CB till the muppets took over.
Parties,girlfriends etc. At one time you could have a good social life on it.
I used it up to the 90's started off on AM/SSB went back to that side of it towards the end and only spoke to those decent people that I knew on FM.
Gave up and sat the exams for my ticket for amateur radio. Been licensed for that getting close to 30 years.

 

Do you want me to start a separate thread and move all this CB talk?

Done it, please go to -

SAD OLD GITS ON CB,

and continue your conversation there!

 

Now back to CB radio......

 

Is that the same Auntie Mary who reputedly had a canary up the leg of her drawers, which, when she farted, it departed, to a round of applause?
Or someone totally different?
Just asking!

 

What have you been smoking?

And can you get some for July?

 

Sorry but I seem to have some sort of a wiring fault deep within what passes for my brain. This then leads to some very strange outpourings which tend to confuse and confound anyone with access to them. Sometimes I even hear distant voices encouraging me to do weird things at strange times. But they'll not get the better of me .... oh no!

NURSEY ..... HELP ..... NEED MEDS ..... NOW!!

 

New prototype Rocket seen

 

A Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted one, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to bowls," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the club for his bowls match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.

He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there."

The girl asked " Well do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the bowls team hadn't!"

 

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Sshh! You ain’t seen me, right?

 

Mr O wants to know what do you get with an Aprillia?

 

FECKIN IGNORED

 

Very Good Wayne but for this forum I feel more sick and appropriate substituting the last word for
MORTICIAN

 

He now IMHO makes Littleade more acceptable
WHICH TO BE HONEST IS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR FROM A TRIUMPH MODERATOR

Maybe time for a vote