Gmu 2018 Wales - Banter Thread

Cant see that myself, he'd be more like a pig in shit should you find him a nearby black paint stockist

 

Yep sure did, more than that I happened to be sitting next to the silly buggar on a leather settee when he won it, daft sod celebrated by tying it on his head and pouring his bottle of beer over it - proclaiming " These dont work !! "
I was beer wet in places I shouldn't have been,
BUT WHAT A WEEKEND WE ALL HAD - BRILLIANT

 

You'll find out Dili when they turn up in the same gear !!!!!

 

When they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola

 

The Kinks - an all-time fave band of mine.

 

Havit found you a very nice shop very near to the 2018 GMU, here's the picture that went with the link -

 

at least it's black!

 

This thread has taken a very dark turn..................................

 

Not so dark,Just looking out for my marra Dilligaf Dave, Must be awful not knowing what's being implied against you because you can't access a link,
You gotta look after ya mates and steer them in the right direction cos he's easily led astray.
No need to thank me Dilli,

 

BUt then again Dave you may have a point

 

Is that a Dewalt powered dildo?

 

No I think its a Mankita

 

are you looking for a matching pair?

 

A school kid left his phone on the bus a few years ago. So I phoned the number that said "mum" Turned out it was my next door neighbours kid, 15, I told her I wold bring the phone to her that night. I got noisey and found the phone was stuffed with porn and front and centre was a girl using one of those reciprocating saws and plenty of lube, those babies can rock.
When I got to the door the lad couldnt look up from the floor, mumbbled "Ta" then ran up the stair.
Everytime I see those saws I laugh

 

No I don’t think it’s the real thing steve!

 

Much better if it runs on mains power as I don’t think there’s much energy on such a little weedy battery to finish the job. I mean, you would want to charge it up half way through the job in hand?!

 

Aha! I see where your coming from Andy. They also have a good lump hammer to give the job a good thump forwards I’ll tell you!

 

Purely by accident during weekly shop I assume