This made me laugh

A guy is walking his dog by the canal when he hears a commotion in the water, he looks into the canal to see a man fighting to stay afloat, so he kicks off his shoes and dives in to save the man, after he pulls him to safety onto the the tow path, and after they get their breath back the man says to the guy "how can I ever repay you for saving me" then goes on to explain that he's actually a wizard and will grant the guy three wishes, well the first two he asked for wealth and a fabulous house with sea views and the man said he'd have them both shortly, "how about the third wish" said the man to which the guy said he'd love to be able to sleep with as many beautiful woman as he wanted for the rest of his life, "ah" said the man, for that I'll have to make love to you to enable the wish, the guy thinks for a moment and decides it's not such a bad price to pay so they go about the deed, as the man is pulling up his trousers he asks the guy his age, " I'm thirty two" said the guy, and the man laughs and says "and you still believe in wizards".......

 

BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That’s brilliant mate
I don’t think he really had a piss though

 

and he certainly didn’t wash his hands, the gloves were still on

 

Or if he did he’s a clarty bugger !

 

Yeah he’s not a proper biker
Half the funs cleaning it.... nah..nah...is it fu#k
Sorry but just finished my Christmas present from my son I love him you know....he’s the beshtist son and I luv the bashtad twaty little fecker

 

I like that
Me?pissed?....sshoorrly not

 

Wow !!!!!

 

It was there then there then ..........I'm going out