This made me laugh

Anybody else watching Carry on until the Khyber? That makes me laugh

 

Only fools and horses accompanied with Jim Beams devils cut

 

Is that a new one

 

Hey, I can send him mine: I don’t play with my model-trains this year...

 

I felt more like racing...

 

Little red riding hood has been involved in an accident, paramedics were on the scene very quickly but she's not out of the woods yet

 

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After mass, he starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"

 

Little red riding hood has been involved in an accident, paramedics were on the scene very quickly but she's not out of the woods yet

Didn't see that one coming, lol.

 

Apple announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The i-tit as
it is known will cost just £399 and has been regarded as a major breakthrough as woman are always moaning that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them.

 

Lol

 

The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "That ham smells wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The preacher was surprised by his wife's use of profanity. She showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham. They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son, "Son, pass me the dam-ham." And his son replies, "That's the spirit, Pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes"

 

Google is fuckin amazing, I just searched for lost servant boy!.....


It came back and told me........


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