Explain To My Wife Please

Discussion in 'America, Speedmaster & Rocket' started by HappyAl, Dec 24, 2017.

  1. HappyAl

    HappyAl Well-Known Member

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    #1 HappyAl, Dec 24, 2017
    Can someone please explain to my wife that I really need some chump handlebars and some biltwell grenade short pipes oh and some new grips and breath Bellmouth and k and n filter. I know it' Christmas but it would make me really happy.
     
  2. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    #2 thebiglad, Dec 24, 2017
    No probs Al, I'll do it right now.


    "Hi Mrs Al, don't know if you are aware, but your hubby plans to spend thousands of £ on his bike and none on you, is that OK ?"

    Fixed it mate, you're golden....................................
     
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  3. HappyAl

    HappyAl Well-Known Member

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    #3 HappyAl, Dec 24, 2017
    Thanks mate
     
  4. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #4 crispey, Dec 24, 2017
    Dear Mrs Happyal
    If you want him to stay happy give ‘im what he wants!
     
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  5. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    #5 Tigcraft, Dec 24, 2017
    Oh ditto by far!
     
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  6. Tucker 1963

    Tucker 1963 Elite Member

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    #6 Tucker 1963, Dec 24, 2017
    But worth it as the bike looks great.
    Tucker:mask:
     
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  7. MrOrange

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    #7 MrOrange, Dec 24, 2017
    You had the chance to buy a nice looking Z1000SX, and you bought a tractor!!! FFS man!!!
    She probably just pities your lack of taste, and is not actually golfing but hanging around local triumph/ktm/Suzuki dealers pick up men with decent taste in bikes!!! :eek::eek::eek:

    :p:joy::laughing::grinning::blush:;):cool:
     
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  8. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    #8 stollydriver, Dec 25, 2017
    Why no mention of Aprillia?:rolleyes:
     
  9. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    #9 MrOrange, Dec 25, 2017
    Too many hot young pantless babes hang around Aprilia dealers!!!!! :p
     
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