You are all dads http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1IjopA/:uSrUiyCA:iSRNtY@y/www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05prk9r
a guy walks into a crowded bar waving his handgun around in the air and yelled " I have a fully loaded colt m1911 with a fully loaded 7 round magazine that I'm gonna empty into the b^st^rd that's sleeping with my wife!" A voice from the back of the room called out "You're gonna need more ammo!"
Boffins in the medical industry are bringing hope to the music industry via stem cell research. Singers who have wrecked their voices after years of belting out songs. Scientists are now able to grow vocal chords from the singers own stem cells as an autologous transplant. A spokesperson for the industry says the results speak for themselves.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1639587709420975 Glass helmet and a naked flame - what could possibly go wrong!
A priest checks into a hotel and upon booking in asks the receptionist “is the porn channel disabled” and is told “no it’s regular porn you sicko”
