Rant of the day

What do you expect from someone driving a Chelsea tractor

 

last Sunday i was out on bike and came back through lochwinnock via the glennifer braes paisley,some doosh flew past me in a blue integra r (seen him behind me earlier) doing about a ton or more then at bottom of braes i slowed down coming into a 30 limit,then the same doosh thst past me tried to do a quick u turn just ahead of me he seen me at last second and stopped,i slowed down and drove round him he got as much a fright as me but did put hands up to acknowledge he was in the wrong.

 

Thieving bloody vets, about 18mths ago we bought some medical grade Manuka Honey from the vets on their advice to put on some open wounds that Incpot incurred after being attacked, it cost £8.70 a tube of 0.9 oz, fast forward to today, sister-in-law phoned us about her dog having a small open wound the vet has already seen and not been able to cure, she knew about manuka honey and asked the vet if she could buy some, no came the answe, not with-out a consultation for £42!!
This stuff is NOT POM, its available from Chemists or even Morrisons in a non medical form for £1.40 for a small 28g (1oz) jar, or the medical tubes that work out at £2.38 each, these are the ones the vets sell for £8+!!
Bearing in mind the on-line sellers are making a profit too, that's extortion from the vets!
Thieving gits!!!
Order now in, will be here by Thursday.
Price apart, this stuff is worth having, it really works on open wounds, I was skeptical at first, but couldn't believe it when it did, the receptionist at the vets used it on an ulcerated leg, she used the stuff from Morrisons, its worth keeping in the medical box, just NOT from the vets though!

 

Hibiscrub is brilliant stuff, been using it since before mid 90's when we ran a wildlife hospital!
Some of the other things like Negasant, a wound dressing powder got banned by the E.U., but luckily we used to buy it in by the pack of about 20 so still have some left to this day, a good substitute is Fuller's Earth for drying wounds.

 

Ok, my son's job hunting and found what he thought could be a great job opportunity and got quite excited about it!
This is the job advert
Looks too good to be true? Up until the part in bold under "to apply"
Unfortunately my son doesn't meet that criteria, he's white!!!

 

That is freakin hysterical.

 

Yeah I'm wondering on the legality of it?

 

If that had been open to white, straight people only the sh1t would have hit the fan!!
Absolutely disgusting, you must consider what we will be remembering on November 11, and the Britain we have today, was it worth it??

 

As an equal opportunities employer they have "quota' of minorities to fulfil, they would actually be braking the law to interview for certain positions without discriminating. Or something like that .

W1A the sitcom took the p1ss out of this last week check it out on BBC catch up

 

Is it cuz he's white

 

House egged twice - chased the fu##ers - no kidding 6 ft + teenagers. And they call this Halloween. Bast##ds

 

I once dressed up as a gorilla (yeah, I know Jez: not much dressing needed to accomplish that...)
and when the little vampires and werewolves rang the bell, knelt behind the frontdoor to be eyelevel with them and then just opened the door.
You should have seen them running and screaming...
The helicopter-hovering-humorless-parents were not too amused: how could I scare and traumatize them on a day, when everything was about being scary...!? Eejits...

 

dilly's stoptober thread sparked up an old rant I had when i stopped smoking 18 years ago.
How come smokers can take a break from work to go have a fag outside but when you, a nonsmoker, leave your workstation, or whatever, and stand outside for 10 minutes doing nothing. it's frowned upon?

 

Get back to work
I'm addicted

 

nothing against smokers, its their money and health, just pi55ed off I cant get a 10 min skive in

 

It makes me laugh we can't smoke inside anywhere . which is ok with me but you get non smokers coming over and sitting with you in the smoking area's .
Tucker

 

Aren’t they the type that a tupperware tub full of broken up lumps of ex-lax chocolate is for?

“Trick or treat mister?”

“Trick.... oh go on, help yourself....”

[the amount they take, they are definitely not making it home in time]

 

Just buy a pack of ten woodbine (if they're still around) then you can pop out and just stick one in yer cake'ole. You don't need to light it.

 

or Capstan Full Strength! Ya get nice yellow fingers with them too!