This made me laugh

Genuinely true story/

Had a guy call into the office last week, display said the number was from Egypt.
Him: "Hello Sir, my name is Mohamed and I am calling from Microsoft"
Me: "Oh hi, sure, calling from Egypt about our windows operating system"
Him: "Yes, that is correct"
Me: "and your name is Mohamed?.....goodbye"
Hung up

a short while later he rings up again

Him: "Hi, it's Mohamed again from Microsoft, I'm not sure what happened but I a need to speak to Dan in your development team about a ticket on one of your Sequel servers"
Me: "Oh, um, yes sure...one sec"

Don't know why he came through on my line but he was genuine!

 

Show this to the missus, and good luck

 

Just showed her
OFF was the second word

 

Mine hasn't stopped laughing - I don't think it's a good sign - busy hiding anything sharp

 

What do you call someone who's happy on a Monday

RETIRED

 

Have you been reading Viz by any chance?

 

A man went into an antiques shop to buy a table. Almost at once, he saw the table he wanted, and asked for the price.
"£2,000, sir"
"Never!" exclaimed the man, "that's unbelievably expensive."
"That's true," replied the assistant, "but this is not just any table. This piece of furniture has special powers."
"Go on, prove it," said the man.
The assistant went up to the table and said, "How many floors are there in this building?"
Immediately, the table jumped into the air four times, and indeed there were four floors in the building.
The man wasn't completely convinced. "OK, ask it how much money I've got in my wallet."
The question was asked and the table jumped up eleven times.
"That's incredible," said the man, "It's true, I've got two £5 notes and a £1 coin. I must have that table."
So the man paid the £2,000 and the antique table was delivered the next day.

While it was being installed, his mate popped over and remarked on the new piece of furniture.
"It's very special," said the man. "Here, I'll show you."

He thought for a moment and then said, "How much money has my wife got in her bank account?"
The table went completely berserk. It started jumping up and down and was still going 10 minutes later.
Flabbergasted he said, "But how can that be? Where did she get all that money?"



The table stopped moving, its legs slid apart and its drawers fell to the floor.

 

Apologies to any of our English friends

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-motorbikes-scooters/drift-trike-/1266565074

 

Love the reason for the limited demo!!

 

I don't understand that joke, it's true !!!

 

Usually we request pictures,
Not this time

 

Tuff!!!