Cement Truck 1 - 0 Triumph America

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  1. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    Speedy recovery and hope your bike survives the insurance merchants. All the best - remember - it could of been so much worse. We may be looking for a new staff member:rolleyes:
     
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  2. mixifix

    mixifix Active Member

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    Think of all them gnomes you could make with a truck load of concrete
     
  3. Ken walburn

    Ken walburn Noble Member

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    I have gnome idea what you are talking about. I'm sure Mr 'O' will be back on line before we know it.
     
  4. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    Hello Ron!

    Just read the bad news... By now, you should be out of the hopital already.
    Gute Besserung! Get well soon.
    I am sending some good old German steel-vibes. The ones reserved for heroes only! :blush:

    All the best,
    Daniel
     
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  5. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    Cement truck and prison security van in collision.
    Police are on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
     
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  6. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    Nope still in, trying to get pain killed without making me puke! Morphine and me don't get on. Not fun when the ribs are bust and torso battered!!!!
    On Fentanyl now, 10 times stronger than heroin !!! So doing OK currently.
     
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  7. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    You'll be like Dylan off Magic Roundabout - "peace man...."
     
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  8. MrOrange

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    It bloody does for me. Makes lots of folk sick, but I'm the opposite, morphine does nothing for pain killing and made me sick. So happy to be on Fentanyl.
    It's the stuff that killed Prince.!!! But this wee machine won't let you overdose, even if I press the button every 5 minutes(max allowed), and after 5 shots, you fall asleep so no chance of over doing it.
     
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  9. Sprinter

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    It will be a restricter on the output, should be easily removed.
    Have you access to any tools?
    Ill google it, :):):):):):)
     
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  10. Havit

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    They finally rescued the police bike responding to your accident

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  11. Havit

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    I know how boring it is in hospital,Have you got any crayons Mr O
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  12. Havit

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    #71 Havit, Aug 28, 2017
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    The truck driver sends you a get well soon card:p
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  13. Havit

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    Oh and they finally found your pillion rider too.
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  14. bogg

    bogg Senior Member

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    Hope you're out and about soon
     
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  15. H.O.

    H.O. Noble Member

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    They dont!!
    More likely to leave you in a bush dead for 3 days, you were lucky mate!
    Now here, we know its not a Bank Holiday week-end up here but there's easier ways to join in with them Hinglish and having time off than throwing bikes at cement mixers!
    Get well soon!
     
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  16. H.O.

    H.O. Noble Member

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    Battered torso, makes a change from 'kin Mars Bars.
     
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  17. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    It does but it will need a passcode to remove the restriction.
    Nurses aren't that daft ;)
     
  18. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Whats the default number then? NO only joking please dont tell me
     
  19. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    Try 0000 ;)
     
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  20. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    My missus has just posted this on Facebook, she asked what would I like tomorrow, as she can't get during the day, so I told her.........
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  21. Havit

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    Cakes are a must, Your Missus is a master:p
     
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