Didn't Even Cry

1/2 day then

 

Your employers should know better,,,,,,fancy letting you near anything mechanical or electrical

Get well soon mate

 

Seriously G W S

 

thats why it would not clot

 

I've got a Northern lass - you're right - if you sit down it's a sin. She can find jobs that aren't even required. Still she's lovely

 

Did you get a sticker for being brave

 

Well I'm glad you got nowt cos that's what ya get for being a Wah Wah Wah W anker

 

30 odd years ago using an electric hedge cutter on my mam & dads front hedge, while my brother insisted on talking shite to me at the same time, what made it worse was the fact he had a terrible stutter.
I had asked him to wait a minute as I was nearly done, 2 seconds later I was, along with the tip of my finger

 

No mate luckily It was just me finger
did bring tears to my eyes though

 

did a similar thing cutting hedge near a wall , old trimmer with single switch , useing one hand to reach a high bit i reached for handle at same time cutter hit wall and bounced onto my finger end, wife insisted on a& e nurse said injection was as painfull as stitch so one stitch no painkiller f***********k lying cow

 

Hey mate, I hope you are on the mend. It's easy done.
Wessa

 

Many years ago I was using a center drill on a small Bridgeport Mill at a training centre to spot mark some plates, it was early in the day and the machine that I was working on was a little worse for wear. The lever had to be pulled back manually every time one drilled as it did not pull back anymore... so anyway whilst drilling I removed the shavings with my left hand and somehow in a split second not holding the lever the center drill had gone straight through my index finger nail. It was so deep that the tip came out on the other end. Faaaaaarking l hell I nearly fainted it was that sore !! The instructor laughed his arse off and told me because of my stupidity I had to sit at his desk until home time to tell everyone one what I had done before I could get it attended to.. around 3pm he must have felt sorry for me and told me to bugger of to get it sorted ! The next day I was back and got to work on the spark eroder doing privates for him. He took a liking in me after some time and in the end I finished top in my class.