Rant of the day

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 10, 2016.

  1. H.O.

    H.O. Noble Member

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    Did you see that last Sunday, as many as a 100,000 cycles invaded London ans surrounding roads right out as far as Hersham, Surrey, road closures all round the Capitol and insde the M25 and every body inconvenienced for this load of pedal pushers right into the centre of London!
    Our Kennels were cut off for most of the day, owners could not get in to walk or see their dogs, its a bloody disgrace!
    Bath is another city that sticks 2 fingers up at motorists, with several bike events & runs a year, if the place isn't bad enough as it is with all the bloody students & tourists, the locals have to put up with all that too!
     
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  2. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Drove 164 miles from home to castleford today and didn't hit a traffic jam anywhere on the motorways! Not worth a rant? My rant is I can't rant about shitty roads and traffic!!
     
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  3. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Oh! And I didn't see a cyclist!! Bah!!
     
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  4. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Castleford Crispey, are you going to the mend a hose jungle for the RL.
     
  5. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    That'll be the one!
     
  6. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Dam I could have gone as well.

    As I mentioned at the GMU the Saints chairman is a buddy of mine.
    If your ever coming to St Helens let me know.
     
  7. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Will do
     
  8. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    New rant...

    Tooth gaps... big enough to trap slivers of lamb, too small to accept dental floss! How the fuck does that work?
     
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  9. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    Gammon is what gets me - that and pork chops. How is it that it can feel like o whole joint in there - then once removed - its a piddly 1mm piece..
     
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  10. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Female pubes get stuck in mine :confounded: :scream::):)
     
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  11. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    Not a regular problem then? :p
     
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  12. DCS222

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    POINTLESS??? Wtf... there is no slap on the face harder than that accurate accusation!!! :D
     
  13. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Nope, but I've got a good memory for an old fart, well I think I have. Just give me a bit of time to think about it :)
     
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  14. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    When you've thought about it for a bit I hope it WAS female pubic hair and not male pubic hair !!!!!
     
  15. MrOrange

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    Carl Harrison
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    WA9 2PJ is a PRICK.

    I have a permenant listing on Ebay of some imperial sized countersunk stainless screws for holding archery sights on. The one's supplied by all sight manufacturers are made of cheese, so I found out the ancient thread size and found a supplier but had to buy a load. So i thought I would help fellow archers out and sell them as pairs, as from shops they are £5.95 plus P&P and still made of cheese metal. I sell them for £2.30 inc delivery. I make very little profit once packaging and postage paid for.

    This total bellend didn't get his because the post office say I didn't put a stamp on, (I bloody did!). So instead of contacting me and telling me the problem, he reports me to Ebay, the freeze my paypal account until he gets a refund. If he'd have messaged me,I would have sent him another pair out, no bother.

    The nob-jockey then leaves me bad feedback, in the full knowledge that the Royal Mail have fecked the job up and not me !!!!

    So, if you feel like sending this arsehole any junk mail, sign him up for readers digest or the mormons around to him, please feel free.

    It's cock-wombles like this that feck Ebay up!!!!




    Rant over.:mad:
     
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  16. H.O.

    H.O. Noble Member

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    Stopped selling on eBay years ago, in those days they took the money out of your account(s) and you had no say in a dispute, soon after we moved here wife bought a rotary line which when delivered turned out to be a flat boxed airier, mow does that look like a f&cking rotary line?
    Opened a dispute and lost because 'we took it from the courier'.............errrrrrrr no we didn't, it was left on the step out side!!
    £20 wasted, now but nothing over about a fiver spent!
    PayPal is now a separate company from eBay, Elon Musk and all that.
    eBay stinks!
     
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  17. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    That is one serious failing of e-bay,
    Somebody wrongly gives you a bad rating and you have little or no chance of redress.
    I actually hate using fleabay, by the time they have taken their commission, PayPal have taken theirs, you've meticulously wrapped the goods and then some slime-ball says they haven't received the delivery, it's enough to put anyone off using it, millions continue to do so though including me from time to time.
     
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  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    :mad: Lovely sunny day and I'm at work :mad:
    Going to Swindon this weekend with wor lass and son to visit relatives in the car and have taken Monday off for a bike ride :)
    What's the betting it's pissing down Monday :mad:
    Bloody country :mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Well here we are.....Monday morning and yep it's feckin pissing down :mad:
    Bollox...guess I'll have to look for a new car instead :p
     
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  20. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    Good guess though dilligaf, more accurate than the professional forecasters. :(
     
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