BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

Hey guys: The sun is shining here in Litton:

CHEERS

 

Oh No. not mozzies there too. Netherlands is full of the bloody things and they always bite me. Thought I was gonna get a break from them

 

Thrown a few clothes in a carrier bag and scribbled a few road numbers on the back of an envelope.
What can possibly go wrong.
I'll dig the bike out from under the rubbish in the garage in the morning.

 

I'm in lochgilpead, Soddin wifi won't let me use my phone as a personal hotspot so i can't load a soddin map to my tom tom so having to do it all from scratch!!!

 

Oh an please all be careful out there it's a long ride and we all want to arrive!

 

Reet you lot

Got brand new shiny Webber 600mm bbq today somehow it will fit in the car plan is to get up and pitch early afternoon and unless forecast/ conditions are shite will get lit to burn off and be available for evening bbq

Divnt knack it !

No. 1 son has also got raffle prizes for the draw in case Craig etc don't make it up so that's sorted

I will bring a bottle of incredibly rare Northumbrian whisky for the draw plus god knows what else

Hope that suits

Here's to sheep and banjos

 

TC the 'midges' around this neck of the wood are known as Kielder Clegs they are bosters

 

Sitting on a Park bench

 

Is anyone taking an iron, steam preferably

 

Iron wot like an Effin hardly ableson

 

Didn't know we had planned a particular neet

Friday and Sunday look best for ootside dining but just thought have kit light when it's not pissin doon

 

Yeh reet

 

Only gig at the sage we walked out on before half time

Still love the proper stuff

Anyway banjos and strange chants only from Friday

 

HowAy man giz a clue am a thick geordie

 

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