BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

The language is 'Weegie' and in the East it is 'Embra'. In the North East it is 'Doric' and in the far NW 'they have the Gaelic' (pronounced 'gallic'.). In my neck of the hills it is 'Scots'. All benefit from liberal libations of the water of life (uisce na beatha) for fullest rendition and comprehension.

 

We would still text the same as we speak only on here do we act like savages and speak the Queens English

Still think that one looks like some one who is constipated .....

 

The French Enlightenment writer, philosopher and historian Voltaire (1694 - 1778), (who published more than 20,000 letters and 2,000 books and pamphlets, was an outspoken supporter of social reform and civil liberties, including freedom of religion and expression and separation of church and state.) said two really important things:

We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation”

"God created sex. Priests created marriage." Belated congratulations!

 

So which one is you then, Wayne?

 

MONKEYS????

 

So you admit English is the language of savages then DD

 

Hey mates, I saw a very interesting feature on 'fish&chips' today on tv.
The place, where they prepared them was in the town of Whitby (Magpie Café).

I reflected that never in my life, I had some for myself ...

Any of you locals know a good place on our proving grounds where I could taste some???

Cheers, Daniel

(oh and I should add: 35 deg here. Rivulets of sweat running down my neck while I am packing up my stuff, pondering which sweater should I bring... This is weird.)

So I just decided, after my last and final German beer yesterday, I have an even laster and finaler beer today at my pub of choice... Cheers!

AND HAVE A SAVE TRIP EVERYONE!

 

Wow the Banter game in strong in here...

We need a chatroom, that'll be easier.

 

That's what it's about Sam, having a laugh.
As to fish and chips , chippies are everywhere Daniel.
Sure we can get you to a chippie whilst you are over.

 

Fish and chips wrapped in newspaper !! - well I dont think Bellingham has a dedicated fish and chip shop it may well be served in the cafes but not a shop
Otterburn (close by 6/7 mile) I think just has a mobile van selling fish and chips,
So I reckon weather permitting your best chance lies on the ride out 12 miles away Hayden Bridge has a chippie I'm sure Mr O knows of some in the area for you to have your first taste.

 

Fish chips and mushy peas was one of the things I missed after moving to Holland. I've been in Bolton just over a week and have had 2 lots of fish chips already. There's a really nice chippy just down the road from the apartment and if for some strange reason you don't want that they do quite a lot of Chinese meals on the menu too. Their Special Fried Rice and curry sauce is delicious.
But Yorkshire fish and chips are still the best.

 

Ey up did someone mention fish & chips
We like fish and chips but we have to watch our waists and the peas well what can we say burp & fart hope you lot in bunkhouse don't mind

 

It's the girls on tour m8

 

Looked at couple more forecasts might not be tooo bad

Took plunge been going to buy a Webber bbq for a while so that's landing tomorrow so will be fetched up in car/van by missus. I've got a 570mm diameter one so should be decent to cook/ brown off for a few folk's burgers

 

Ah Bellingham babes those cuties they know what fart and give us a clue means

 

No such thing as bad weather only bad riding gear.