BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

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  1. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Why can't we have "Stuka" biscuits?
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    A coffee and two JU87B's please!
     
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  2. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    Well, that would be what we call Panzerplatten (armour plate), or sheet iron crackers (hardtacks).
    And I couldn't tell you if these constitute as victual-warfare...!?
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  3. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    Sehr gut :)
     
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  4. MrOrange

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    Der Affe mit dem grünen Hut sitzt im Baum.:p
     
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  5. dilligaf

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    Will you lot pack it in...there's people in here like me who can't speak Jockineese let alone read it :confused:
     
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  6. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    The thought police are on their way......if we are thinking of the same Affen!
     
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  7. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Something to do with in your hometown , eating sprouting beans in the evening can end in a volatile night?
     
  8. MrOrange

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    Tell the wee buggers to sod of then!!! Scroungers :mad:
     
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  9. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    You got to love google translate
     
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  10. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    I once read that this was, how David Bowie did his lyrics: he took snippets out of newspapers and rearranged them in random sequence...
    So I guess, they feed Google translater all the daily newspapers ;)
     
  11. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    If you try to read Bob Dylans book Tarantula thats what it does. It just seems to be random sentences

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tarantula-...qid=1499601422&sr=8-2&keywords=tarantula+book

    read a section here
     
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  12. dilligaf

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    Went for a recce with the Mrs today
    Two pictures of some little stream through Dumfries IMG_0320.JPG IMG_0319.JPG and a picture of the bunkhouse Bellingham
    IMG_0321.JPG I can confirm there is no barbecue provided but plenty room to have one
     
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  13. MrOrange

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    Should have given us a shout, I'd have had a brew ready for you !!!;)
     
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  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Very nice of you mate but it was a last minute thing
    I was gonna do it on the bike but after dropping my son off at Newcastle so he could go to the Hibs/Sunderland game I got home to a plate of bacon sarnies and a cry of what about me? from wor lass :confused:
    So that put paid to that idea :(
    In the car (cager) and off we went.....turned out to be a good day all in all but I wish she would get back on the bike with me like she used to :(
     
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  15. MrOrange

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    That's quite a day trip out in the car !!!!

    What you need is the better model of your bike, it is called the America - Big comfy seat, sissy bar, panniers , that'll get the missus out ;):laughing:
     
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  16. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Nah mate :confused: I could get one of those goldwing things with the armchair type seat and still she wouldn't go :(
     
  17. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Now all you lads that have made reference to sheep , you know who you are I have a couple of questions.
    No1: Do you always go for the good looking ones :heart_eyes:
    No2: How do you keep lipstick on them.
     
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  18. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    It is out of question, that good looks are very endearing, but in the end, it is always the character that counts!
    Just imagine a cold winter's night, the fireplace softly crackling away and you sit in your favorite leather-armchair reading a good book aloud to your sheep, and it is always bursting into laughter at the wrong passages...
    INTOLERABLE

    About the lipstick: on my travels in Ireland, I learned that they apply it not to the lips, but to the sides of the sheep. It stays in place for much longer I've been told and adds colour to the scenery as well.

    :p
     
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  19. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Only for some of his songs - the most famous is "Moonage Daydream". You can see him do it the documentary Cracked Actor.
     
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  20. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    I thought that the Goldwing was a car! :eek::eek:
     
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  21. Havit

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    Wasnt that a german horse :confused:
     
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