Worst Things About Biking.......

I don't mind the suiting up, it's all part of the ride for me.
Rain, it's hateful!!!!!!!

 

When I had a garage I had to go outside to get into it, I'm sure the neighbours would not have been overjoyed at me streaking into the garage.
Then again I could always had waved my willie at them

 

Rain's ok it's having to clean the bike that sucks.

 

Not being able to pick your nose. Even if you're wearing an open face bone dome you've probably got gloves on. When I was 21 I was riding my bike home one cold morning after a night shift. I saw a car driver coming in the opposite direction, sat in his nice warm car, picking his nose. It was the moment. The moment I decided to sell the bike and get a car.

 

can't think of anything i hate about biking, if someone texts me about going a run I'm ready in 2 minutes!

 

Getting knocked off!

 

That's not a comment on biking but on pedantic b******s like me!

 

It is always worse when you have previously known someone when they knew F**k All and then in record time they have become experts and try and ram it down your throat.
'F**k off silly C**t tha knows F**k all' usually does the trick.

 

Worrying about running out of fuel on long trips in remote areas.
(And I'm not referring to the Gobi desert. lol)

 

Ever noticed that you can ride all day - but as soon as you raise the visor - the dreaded feeling of a bug in your lid. The dreaded wasp from hell hitches a ride. Lid quickly removed and 6ft 2ins man faffing like a kid to be rid of the monster

 

All the best for the wedding DD

 

I did the iam 23 years ago! Within 6 months the guy who put me through it was dead, unexplained bike accident in Europe, and i had an off, totally unavoidable, which put me off riding for 10 years! Still thought I learnt a lot though!
But to get back on topic, over confidence can be a bit of a bummer!

 

Have you noticed how garages make you remove your helmet for the purpose of I.D. but some others can wear full headdress that covers entire face - only eyes on show. That really piddles me off

 

Yes, a few have started enforcing it now by not turning on the pump until you have removed your helmet.
When I asked if the ruling applied to all types of head coverings, I was met with a shrug of the shoulders.
Discrimination against bikers if you ask me, a bit more shite controlling legislation to keep a generally law abiding group in their place.

 

Only trouble is Andy, they won't turn the pump on.
You could get your own hose out and set that off in protest! lol.

 

You might do now!
Anyway DD, I thought we had all agreed that supermarket fuels and oils were shite and should not be used in beautifully engineered motorcycles.
Great way of getting free fuel though, might try that in my car wearing my crash helmet.