BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

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  1. dilligaf

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    #601 dilligaf, Jun 22, 2017
    Refuse to wear a jacket???
    Can't bloody afford a jacket mate :sob:
     
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  2. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    #602 BonnieCat, Jun 22, 2017
    :laughing::laughing: I was waiting for that
     
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  3. dilligaf

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    #603 dilligaf, Jun 22, 2017
    Crime,vandalism,feuding and fighting? I see this every time I visit :rolleyes:
    Wor lass always says it's been quiet while I was away :p
     
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  4. dilligaf

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    #604 dilligaf, Jun 22, 2017
    You're cruising in a warm car aren't you?:p
     
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  5. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #605 crispey, Jun 22, 2017
    Didn't keep you waiting too long I hope!!
     
  6. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #606 crispey, Jun 22, 2017
    Doesn't matter what county they're from they'll still squeak like a pig!!
     
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  7. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #607 GaryM, Jun 23, 2017
    No its you that will implode when we start swinging our claymores and sgian duh about :)
    Followed by a delicate and touching de skinning from the nearest tree of course.
    We Scots never implode :)
    We are known for our caring and sharing natures, even with those that have been previously rejected by us ( Carlisle and below ) ;)
     
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  8. John T

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    #608 John T, Jun 23, 2017
    Prefer Whisky myself :laughing::laughing::laughing:

    Anyway I will have you know that my missus does wear a coat on very cold nights in a Geordie winter.....she needs to cos I turn the heating off when I'm going out on the lash with the lads:p
     
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  9. dilligaf

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    #609 dilligaf, Jun 23, 2017
    Friday February 10th 2017....right pet I'm gonna go for a pint.....yes dear I'll be warm enough....no I don't want one of them skirts that they wear over the wall...these shorts will keep me warm enough....do you want anything brought in from the chippy pet......a deep fried what?????.....I'll take you one day pet I promise then I'll get you one!
    Ok pet don't wait up :) IMG_0105.JPG
     
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  10. MrOrange

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    #610 MrOrange, Jun 23, 2017
    You actually got your missus to take that to post up ??????

    Quodos to you pal, thanks for the laugh on an otherwise stressful Friday morning :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::kissing_heart:
     
  11. steve lovatt

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    #611 steve lovatt, Jun 23, 2017
    This reminds me of Wavis O'Shave, the Tyneside surreal comedian who appeared on The Tube in the early 1980's as the cult figure "The Hard". I think he was called Foffo Spearjig - and used to hit his hand with a hammer and say "I felt nowt!"
    Another line was "I'm gonna walk to the North Pole with ma sleeves rolled up!"
     
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  12. dilligaf

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    #612 dilligaf, Jun 23, 2017
    Nah mate it's a photo I sent last year to a young lad asking WHERES MY F N MONEY!!!
    he'd owed me for ages!!
    Got my money that night :cool:
    Still went for a pint dressed like that :p
     
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  13. dilligaf

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    #613 dilligaf, Jun 23, 2017
    Aye !!!! It's me dad :p
     
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  14. Havit

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    #614 Havit, Jun 23, 2017
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    Screenshot_2017-06-23-13-14-27.png Just brought this in aldi. Well handy for any biker going camping or to the GMU. It's fully waterproof and can be strapped to your bike with a net or bungies. 14.99 here in Ireland must be cheaper in the UK.
    Very good quality made out of tarpaulin.
     
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  15. John T

    John T Senior Member

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    #615 John T, Jun 23, 2017
    T shirt only if we're going somewhere posh like
     
  16. John T

    John T Senior Member

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    #616 John T, Jun 23, 2017
    Have they got them in Pink ?
     
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  17. Sprinter

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    #617 Sprinter, Jun 23, 2017
    Is that your own teeth?
     
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    #617 dilligaf, Jun 24, 2017
    Just got one £9.99:cool:
     
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  19. dilligaf

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    #618 dilligaf, Jun 24, 2017
    Aye mate everything you see is all original :)
    Mostly worn out but all original :confused:
     
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  20. dilligaf

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    #619 dilligaf, Jun 27, 2017
    Bunkhouse
    7. Dilligaf (Graham) + my mate Frank (8?) deposit paid
     
  21. MrOrange

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    #620 MrOrange, Jun 27, 2017
    Thought Frank had dropped out??? Did I get this wrong? Apologise if I did, let me know and I'll put him back on!
     
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