This made me laugh

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    #2544 Havit, Jun 17, 2017
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    Time for new undies
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    They don't do my size

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    That's actually his wife's book!!!

    ( I am infering he's a dick, not that his wife has a huge penis!!!) :p:laughing:
     
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    You know my wife too ah :confused:
     
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    A Stormtrooper upside down, looks like a koala bear!!!
     
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    That is some shit you are smoking Ron :dizzy:
     
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    Well I,m still turning my phone round and round to see if its true
     
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  12. MrOrange

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    My grandparents were actually called Pearl and Dean. We did not call them that, of course. We call them Grandma and Grand pa pa pa pa pa pa pa-pa-pa pa papa pa paaa.....pa!
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    : unamused: Ohh ffs!

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    Paddy walks into a pub and has a seat at the bar during a quiet afternoon and asks for 2 whiskeys.
    The barman serves him.
    Paddy then puts his hand in his pocket and takes out a tiny man about 6 inches tall. The tiny man lifts a whisky and downs it in one.
    The barman says, 'Holy Jesus, I've never seen anything like it. Is he real?'
    Paddy says, 'Yip he sure is. This is Seamus, we've been friends since we were kids.'
    The barman asks, 'Can he walk?'
    Paddy replies, 'Of course, watch this.' He then slides a pound coin along the top of the bar and Seamus runs after it and brings it back.
    The barman is staggered by what he's seeing. He looks at Paddy and says, 'Can he talk?'
    Paddy replies, 'Of course he can'.
    He then looks at Seamus and says, 'Seamus, talk to the barman. Tell him about the time we went to Africa and you called the Witch Doctor a wanker.'
     
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