This made me laugh

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  1. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #2521 GaryM, Jun 9, 2017
    I really hope no one is stupid enough to buy it !

    Reported it using gumtrees reporting system.
     
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  2. Sprinter

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    #2522 Sprinter, Jun 9, 2017

    Thank you I never thought of that, I was thinking how to contact buyer, impossible
     
  3. Havit

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    #2523 Havit, Jun 10, 2017
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  4. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    #2524 Winglad, Jun 10, 2017
    The pessimist deems the glass half empty.
    The optimist half filled.

    And the German engineer states: It is too large for its content...
     
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  5. Sir Trev

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    #2525 Sir Trev, Jun 10, 2017
    As an accountant I would say you should have bought a smaller and cheaper glass.
     
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  6. Sprinter

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    #2526 Sprinter, Jun 10, 2017
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    #2528 Sprinter, Jun 10, 2017

    I thought of GMU maid cleaning the bunk house.
     
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  9. Havit

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    #2529 Havit, Jun 13, 2017
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    #2530 Havit, Jun 13, 2017
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    #2531 Havit, Jun 13, 2017
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    #2532 Havit, Jun 14, 2017
    Mick goes into The Dublin Council and applies for a job. The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes caffeine. I cant drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the Irish army? "Yes, I was in the lebanon for 3 years." The interviewer says, "That will give you an extra 5 points towards employment." Then he asks "Are you disabled in any way?". Mick says, Yes a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer says "Disabled in the line of duty for your Country! Well that qualifies you for bonus points. Okay. You have enough points, I can hire you right now. Our normal working hours are from 8.00 am to 4.00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10.00am and plan on starting at 10.00 am every day. Mick is a bit confused and asks, "if the work hours are from 8am to 4pm, why dont you want me here till 10.00am?" The interviewer says, "This is the Council, for the first 2 hours we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
     
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    #2533 Havit, Jun 14, 2017
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    #2534 Havit, Jun 14, 2017
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  15. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    #2535 steve lovatt, Jun 14, 2017
     
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    #2536 Havit, Jun 16, 2017
    When your a biker and a treckie
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    #2537 Havit, Jun 16, 2017
    That guy knows his shit man. Wow. :kissing:
    :p:laughing::laughing:
     
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    #2538 Havit, Jun 16, 2017
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    #2539 Sprinter, Jun 16, 2017

    R.S.P.C.M. are getting a call, dont think I wont.
     
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    #2540 Sprinter, Jun 16, 2017
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