Rant of the day

Tell you what! If I catch the little bugger it'll get a firework up its jacksie then we'll see it wiz up the road

 

Listened to you the other day and will hear your latest later hope you get somewhere with it WEE Neil

 

leave the Pussy Kats alone...I like Pussy Kats

 

I love cats, couldn't eat a full one tho'

 

Listened to your radio thing earlier,there are some dumb events in life and this is one of them. I will try and keep up with progress and just hope some kind of common sense will prevail hope you get some better news

 

Pressed a couple of buttons on my laptop to let the DVLA know I'm changing my reg plate from one bike to another. A very simple process which cost me 80 fkn quid !!!....... thieves

Wait til I tell Carole Nash about it............ might as well just bend over and take what's coming now

 

What a load of Bollocks! lol

 

Was doing the paperwork at the dealers for the new Tiger when I spotted a charge of £28 ??

"This is the fitting charge for your top box" she says. (10% of the cost of the £280 box)

"So if I lift it out it's cardboard box and click it into position myself i'd save the 28 quid" I asks... (as the rack is already there)

"yes" she says............ FFS you couldny script it !!!

Are Triumph learning from B*W

 

i bet she said it with a staight face too!..so the test ride obvoiusly did it's job..did you px the street?

 

To be fair she did say it was a silly thing to charge for. I'll bet she'd have done feck all about it though if I hadn't noticed.

Never booked a test ride Dougie, it was only a courtesy bike they gave me. I wasn't panning on getting rid of my bike until at least Nov this year (when my loan finishes) but I had such a great time on that Tiger I had to have one. It's like my V-Strom but 50% more aggresive everywhere..... loved it.

So yes I'm part ex'ing the Street Twin, new bike should be here by early next month, can't wait

 

Well there goes the warranty! Oh and as it won't be dealer fitted insurance as well!

 

Nay DD, even a NERD in a High-viz jacket would have checked that out first.

 

Old Hi-viz he say 'Take very courageous and true man to admit big mistake'
(You've got to read it in a broken Chinese style to get the full jist)

 

Looks like you are going to be learning the bike dismantling yourself ! As it sounds like the only safe option ... With everyone else having five thumbs ! K&N definitely the way to go ! I have had them on all my bike's for the last 20 yes. The difference they make is awesome, and being able to service it @ anytime is a big bonus, no waiting for crushed or ruined ones to be delivered or out of stock. Pity they couldn't invent brake pads or chain and Sprocket's the same ! !

 

Who the F**k thought of that F***ing ridiculous idea of opening a tin of corned beef with that twat of a slotted key.
How I didn't finish up in A&E I will never know.
Key was missing, no problem I'll use my pliers, no chance, shitty bit of tin tears off
Can opener then, recess too deep won't reach with the cutting wheel.
Back to the pliers with the touch of a midwife but bits of tin keep tearing off.
Screwdriver and getting annoyed now and making a right mess.
Eventually half tore off the razor sharp lid with the pliers.
Made a shite corned beef sandwich which I couldnt enjoy, looking out for bits of razor sharp tin.

 

Windows 10. I was expecting to come on here and rant about how bloody awful it was, but I can't. I missed the previous version on Windows 8, that everybody hated, thank God, cos this one works good. My father in law bought a W8 laptop, it was terrible, but thank feck this one works.

So, this is an anti-rant.!!!!