Have you ever wished that you were a better mechanic???

Discussion in 'Triumph General Discussion' started by Thruccyboy, Apr 1, 2017.

  1. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    Despite my best efforts at motorcycle/car mechanics, if there`s a bolt to strip a nut to cross thread or assembling something the wrong way, then I seem to be a prime candidate for it.

    I don`t knowingly set out to bodge something & eventually I do get there in a kind of fashion but..... I just wish sometimes that I had better luck than no luck at all.:rolleyes:
    Today is a classic example of being unlucky. I took a side panel bolt out & I think the fairies must of taken it as for the love of God....I can`t bloody find it.
    I may be good at cleaning em, but when it comes to maintaining them fully I am absolutely, unequivocally, frustratingly pretty damn useless at it:(.
    In a previous life one things for certain...I was not a skilled mechanic:p:D:p:D
    All the gear....No idea, that`s me I`m afraid.

    So come on you lot...... share some stories about mechanical disasters & make me feel just a tad better about myself today!!!!
     
    • Like Like x 4
  2. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

    Sep 25, 2013
    5,066
    1,000
    Central France
    Whenever I take cars or bikes apart, I always have several 2ltr ice cream boxes to hand to put bits and fixings in. So I don't lose 'em...........................................
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    That`s funny TBL...I also have several 2 ltr ice cream tubs too.....The only trouble is once I`ve finished assembling the bike, I still have several bits left over in the ice cream tubs as well:D:D:(
     
    • Like Like x 1
  4. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

    Sep 25, 2013
    5,066
    1,000
    Central France
    So do I mate :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:
     
    • Like Like x 1
  5. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

    Nov 6, 2014
    7,232
    1,000
    Uk
    I have several 2ltr ice cream tubs and when I've finished emptying them I might get on with some mechanicing
     
    • Like Like x 2
  6. om15

    om15 Active Member

    Sep 5, 2016
    107
    43
    dorset
    #6 om15, Apr 1, 2017
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2017
    I have some of those ready meal plastic trays with a couple of compartments for the small jobs.

    Golden rules:-
    Always use the right tool
    Read the manual
    Take your time

    I tend to ignore all three, as we do, and lose, break and damage most jobs, that's the fun of it.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  7. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

    Sep 29, 2016
    1,807
    450
    West Yorkshire
    Oh dear Thruccyboy!
    Top marks for having a go mate, as for losing the bloody bolt that is just plain carelesness. lol
    A tip for what it's worth (probably the cost of a new side panel bolt + P&P in this case) whenever you remove anything for servicing always put the nuts, bolts, washers loosely back into their original positions while you are working on the removed part, could be your wheels or anything.
    This serves two purposes:
    1) you won't lose the nuts, bolts, washers
    2) always helps on re-assembly (specially as you get older)

    As for mistakes, anybody who has ever done any mechaning will have made their share, as long as you learn from them that's the key.

    One of the most stupid lazy bastard mistakes I ever made was when re-fitting a Jaguar Mk2 front bumper following a full cheap re-spray.
    I was using the original pretty rusty fixing nuts and bolts and couldn't be arsed getting out my oil or grease to put on the threads, (don't ask me why?) anyway single handedly balancing the massively heavy chrome bumper I started tightening up the squeaking rusty nuts and bolts with my ratchet and got my little finger caught between the ratchet handle and the sharp edge of the bumper. Could I f**k loosen it, after what seemed minutes I had to pull my bleeding finger out with a crushed flattened nail which has never grown back correctly.
    Oil, grease, coppaslip on everything since.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  8. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    No....Go on littleade...Who???:)
     
    • Like Like x 1
  9. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    Well, just ordered them up in Two`s of course....£9.50 inc P+P so a spare one for when I probably do it again!!! Doah!!!
     
  10. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    Hey.....Just asking...Geez :D:D:D:D:D
     
    • Like Like x 1
  11. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    So....Does MickEng stand for an abbreviation of Mick the Engineer by any chance???:confused:
     
  12. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

    Sep 29, 2016
    1,807
    450
    West Yorkshire
    You know the lost one will turn up on the day of delivery so then you will have two spare!
    Another tip is to put a small 'O' ring on the bolt on the inside of the panel and never actually take the bolt out of the panel.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  13. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

    Sep 29, 2016
    1,807
    450
    West Yorkshire
    These are special big headed slotted chrome bolts DD
    I doubt if Toolstation would have them, worth trying though.
     
  14. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    I should have said....They are off my Suzuki...Doah.Sorry for any confusion guy`s.

    Getting back to being useless as a mechanic...I wonder if it`s cos I`m left handed?????
     
  15. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    Yes, I know that`s gonna happen....The o-ring tip is a good one....Thanks:cool::cool:
     
    • Like Like x 1
  16. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

    Sep 29, 2016
    1,807
    450
    West Yorkshire
    Well without wanting to give too much away, I do enjoy all aspects of mechanical engineering and have spent 45 + years earning a crust from it in one way or another.
    As DD says, it is just practice but it does make it easier if you understand the basics thoroughly and then just having the dexterity and patience for assembly.
    Practice assembling different size and thread types of nuts and bolts, different washer types etc.
    Do it literally with your eyes closed because many jobs you have to work in confined blind spaces and have to go just on feel.
    Photograph stuff before and during strip down, make little notes or sketches that may help.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  17. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

    Nov 18, 2015
    458
    113
    Essex
    Ahhh....it`s all beginning to make sense now ...MEOW
     
    • Like Like x 1
  18. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

    Sep 29, 2016
    1,807
    450
    West Yorkshire
    Oh NO! You didn't say you were left handed!
    Forget all previous tips, sell your tools and tak
    Oh NO! You never said you were left handed!
    Ignore all previous emails, sell your tools and take your bike to a garage ASAP. lol
     
    • Like Like x 2
  19. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

    Sep 29, 2016
    1,807
    450
    West Yorkshire
    Funny enough yes, it's the only course that I personally paid for and kept failing the practical exams.
    I had to re-sit them five times, I was eventually asked to leave the course.
     
    • Like Like x 3
  20. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

    Sep 29, 2016
    1,807
    450
    West Yorkshire
    You need the 2nd edition, it's through a cat flap now
     
    • Like Like x 2
Loading...

Share This Page