Rant of the day

I had a collie and he only took up a corner of the house, so I got another, then it was me who got a corner.

Two dogs can tend to ignore you at important moments, preferring each others view point which feeds the excitment.

 

Try having 4!, they all have a different view they want you to take!

 

According to the Kennel Club the dog most likely to bite humans is the Labrador. Who would have thought, perhaps it's because there are so many of them.

 

Me too. I would have guessed Staffie.

 

Have a jack Russel and a lab. Don't trust the jack Russel at all, wee shit bag. Lab is the softest thing going.
Reason labs most likely to bite is there is so many, IIRC, something like twice as many as second most popular.!!!
From personal experience, Least trustworthy I have found - spaniel! Both my girls have been nipped, skin broken from spaniels, nippy wee feckers.

 

I am really sorry to hear about your dog. I hope it makes a full recovery and it doesnt have any lasting issues when going for walks. We have a rescue staffie, have had him 12 months. He is about 3 years old. He was a bait dog and came to us with a few issues (frightend of other animals, be it dogs, cats or next doors rabbit) unless they come over to him and then he turned into a lunatic. We paid (a lot of money) to have an dog trainer come and help us. he can now walk past other animals and on a certain command will stop his aggression if other animals provoke him. All breeds have good and bad examples just like us. And owners have have much to answer for in most cases.

 

They don't want loyalty !!!! They want you to phone around, it's just the way the industry think If you are disloyal, you swap lots and therefore they get more customers??? Why not reward loyalty and steal others ??? Don't understand. EE are the same with their contracts, no reward for loyalty, at all.

I have my car insurance with a Belfast firm, Cornmarket , and they just keep the cost roughly the same, goes up £5 ish every year, but I can cope with that. Been with them 5 years, added the missus car a couple of years ago, so easy and often get to talk to some lovely irish 'GURLS' (said in a Father Jack -voice). Going to try the bike insurance this year.

 

WILL PEOPLE STOP POSTING STUFF ON THIS FORUM!!! IM TRYING TO GET ON AND DO THINGS!!!

 

Why oh why oh why oh fuckin' why do garages move seats, adjust back rests, re-tune radios and move paper's when you leave ya car for servicing?
Only went in for an MOT and a couple of jobs, got it back and I'm squashed up against the steering wheel in a bolt up-right position listening to radio bleedin' 2!!!!!!
All my papers with post codes on moved from the center console, why I dont know as it an electric hand brake to the glove box!
Mileage not altered so no 'joy riding', it really pisses me off, spent ages to get it all set right for me again!

 

NOT AGAIN!!!
I've not taken any of my dogs out for a week last Thursday since the attack, took 1st dog out, took 2nd dog, our blue bitch, well away from the original attack area and the 2 dogs appeared from 100yds ahead, and attacked!
I managed to get Blue out of the way and got my boot in, she still got a few small bites but not as bad as Gino last week.
Once again, Police informed and dog warden who is actively looking for them, between us we are determined to find them.
Thought about going to the local paper, but I dont want to send them to ground, I want them dogs dead!!
I will find them!

 

Oh how I can understand!
And don't forget: WE NEED PICTURES! (Brain on meadows or some such...) Worst thing: you should actually terminate the owner, not the stupid f....n animals.

Yesterday I witnessed 2 thirty-year old arseholes in an S-Class trying to run over a 12 year old boy who was crossing the street on a pedestrians x-ing.
They were about 200 meters away when they fully hit the gas and the car literally jumped towards the kid.
The thing that saved him: he lurched to the sidewalk. Near miss.
What kind of fucked up world do we live in???
The 2 guys had a great time laughing their heads off...
...and I wished for a sniper's rifle to finish off this human shit.

Sorry, usually I'm a pretty peaceful person but situations like this make my blood boil.

 

Turns out this is the 3rd attack this week that WE know of, it attacked another dog with a woman earlier in the week.
1 dog I would let off as it does run at mine but returned both times before biting, the other I have every intention of seeing dead 1 way or another with out doubt!
The dog warden says he's limited to what he can do, only put a behavior order on them, so its down to the police when I get an address, after 3 attacks they may do something, if not its down to me.

 

Bit like my missus then

 

Feckin arse hole BMW rider who was happy to ride along conservatively until I went past him, gave a little wave and carried on.
Being a total dick, he had to coming racing back by me, pull two dodgy passes on the next two cars, just to prove he was faster than a 69bhp cruiser, just because I overtook him whilst he was riding at his own pace.

What a knob.

 

Bike or car they're all the same

 

The word Tribute as in "Tribute bands" do it for nowt then you can use the word tribute! until then they should call themselves "we are pretending to be so and so cause it's easy money"

 

Bloody nephew!
Brother n sister in law round today with their two offspring.
Within 10 Min one of the little blighters had trodden over my new tulips i planted last autumn
They were just almost coming into flower this week too.
Parents were apologetic, but the little bugger couldn't care less.

 

Should have hobbled him (think of the film Misery,what Kathy Bates did !!!), that would teach the little buggar